Wednesday 8 December 2010

A Quick Guide to Christian Theology

Jesus Christ was crucified as a sacrifice to the Invisible Magic Friend who is composed of three parts and one of these parts is Jesus. So Jesus sacrificed himself to himself. Eh??? . . This sacrifice was to atone for all our sins which the Invisible Magic Friend knew we were going to commit before he created us. Oh! My head is beginning to  hurt . . 


  1. Do we believe in ghosts?

    If we don't then where does the holy ghost fit in? That's another part of the Gand of Three, isn't it?

  2. I don't understand why torturing and then murdering someone takes away someone else's sin anyway. That's like punishing my older child for something some neighbor kid did. Am I missing something? It seems a bit disturbing.