"You are bidding on an extremely rare copy of a "THE BIBLE." written by. Jesus, et al.
What makes this copy so rare is that it is autographed by JESUS CHRIST himself!!! It appears he has signed it using a royal blue Expo marker...which makes it even more valuable.
Book is 'like new' with some slight use. I'm not pointing fingers at Jesus or anything, but someone has included some crudely drawn PENISES on a few of the pages.
I'm not sure there has been any other Jesus autographs to hit the auction markets, so this is your ONE AND ONLY CHANCE!!!
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AND THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.... The VHS copy of "The Fly" is NOT included in the auction sale. Thank you!"
Starting price only $1,000,000.69
This is going to really SOAR!
To bid go to:- http://www.ebay.com/itm/THE-BIBLE-Autographed-JESUS-CHRIST-himself-RARE-/160642753290?pt=US_Fiction_Books&hash=item25670de30a